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Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on Guy

GOTHAM CITY — Gotham City has passed a controversial new bill that would restrict famed vigilante crime fighter Batman to…

4 years ago

We Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation

We hear you.  This is a fragile point in history, where every voice matters. Particularly when those voices are screaming…

4 years ago

HBO Execs Convinced to Release Snyder Cut After Realizing All Their Mothers’ Names Are Martha

BURBANK, Calif. — Top HBO executives became convinced to release the famous “Snyder Cut” of 2017’s Justice League after realizing…

4 years ago

Superman Asks Waiter If There’s Kryptonite in His Meal

METROPOLIS — Local superhero Superman reportedly asked his waiter at a restaurant last night if there was any kryptonite in…

5 years ago

Frank Miller Brings Gritty Noir Sensibility to Niece’s Baby Shower

SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Iconic comic book author Frank Miller brought his trademark terse and pulpy style to his niece…

5 years ago

Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This Time

GOTHAM CITY — Villainous flunky Thomas O’Dowd remains steadfast in his belief that, despite the frequency at which Batman thwarts…

6 years ago

Fighting Game Character With Fucking Gun Considered Low Tier

AKRON, Ohio — Due to a recent Injustice 2 patch, famed Batman foil the Joker, who’s ranged attack pulls out…

6 years ago

DC Announces Movie Adaptation of Superman 64

BURBANK, Calif. — Warner Brothers has announced that the next edition in the DC Extended Universe will be an adaptation…

6 years ago