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Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on a GuyGotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on a Guy

Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on Guy

GOTHAM CITY — Gotham City has passed a controversial new bill that would restrict famed vigilante crime fighter Batman to…

5 years ago
We Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life EquationWe Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation

We Apologize For Publishing Darkseid’s Anti-Life Equation

We hear you.  This is a fragile point in history, where every voice matters. Particularly when those voices are screaming…

5 years ago
HBO Execs Convinced to Release Snyder Cut After Realizing All Their Mothers’ Names Are MarthaHBO Execs Convinced to Release Snyder Cut After Realizing All Their Mothers’ Names Are Martha

HBO Execs Convinced to Release Snyder Cut After Realizing All Their Mothers’ Names Are Martha

BURBANK, Calif. — Top HBO executives became convinced to release the famous “Snyder Cut” of 2017’s Justice League after realizing…

5 years ago
Superman Asks Waiter If There’s Kryptonite in His MealSuperman Asks Waiter If There’s Kryptonite in His Meal

Superman Asks Waiter If There’s Kryptonite in His Meal

METROPOLIS — Local superhero Superman reportedly asked his waiter at a restaurant last night if there was any kryptonite in…

5 years ago
Frank Miller Brings Gritty Noir Sensibility to Niece’s Baby ShowerFrank Miller Brings Gritty Noir Sensibility to Niece’s Baby Shower

Frank Miller Brings Gritty Noir Sensibility to Niece’s Baby Shower

SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Iconic comic book author Frank Miller brought his trademark terse and pulpy style to his niece…

5 years ago
Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This TimeFellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This Time

Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This Time

GOTHAM CITY — Villainous flunky Thomas O’Dowd remains steadfast in his belief that, despite the frequency at which Batman thwarts…

7 years ago
Fighting Game Character With a Fucking Gun Considered Low TierFighting Game Character With a Fucking Gun Considered Low Tier

Fighting Game Character With Fucking Gun Considered Low Tier

AKRON, Ohio — Due to a recent Injustice 2 patch, famed Batman foil the Joker, who’s ranged attack pulls out…

7 years ago
DC Announces Movie Adaptation of Superman 64DC Announces Movie Adaptation of Superman 64

DC Announces Movie Adaptation of Superman 64

BURBANK, Calif. — Warner Brothers has announced that the next edition in the DC Extended Universe will be an adaptation…

7 years ago