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Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant ScientistsEarth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists

Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists

NEW YORK — Residents of Earth 616’s New York City are reportedly wary of a new COVID-19 vaccine that was…

4 years ago
Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthor’s Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad GuyJeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthor’s Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy

Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthor’s Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy

SEATTLE —  Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos reportedly said today that there’s “nothing weird” about the fact that two popular television…

4 years ago
Unhinged Zack Snyder Releases Four Hour Cut of TenetUnhinged Zack Snyder Releases Four Hour Cut of Tenet

Unhinged Zack Snyder Releases Four Hour Cut of Tenet

LOS ANGELES — Following the long awaited release of his highly anticipated extended cut of Justice League, a hubristic Zack…

4 years ago
Professor X Unsure What to Do With Mutant Whose Only Power Is Knowing When a Bob Seger Song Is Playing on Any Classic Rock Radio Station in AmericaProfessor X Unsure What to Do With Mutant Whose Only Power Is Knowing When a Bob Seger Song Is Playing on Any Classic Rock Radio Station in America

Professor X Unsure What to Do With Mutant Whose Only Power Is Knowing When Bob Seger Song Is Playing on Any Classic Rock Radio Station in America

NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — Professor Charles Xavier, headmaster at Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, is reportedly at a loss…

4 years ago
Review: The ‘Snyder Cut’ Is Whatever We Already Decided About It Before It Came OutReview: The ‘Snyder Cut’ Is Whatever We Already Decided About It Before It Came Out

Review: The ‘Snyder Cut’ Is Whatever We Already Decided About It Before It Came Out

The wait is finally over. Zack Snyder’s long-anticipated redo of 2018’s Justice League, dubbed the “Snyder Cut,” is finally out…

4 years ago
Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’

Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’

ATLANTA — Writer James Mann was reportedly scribbling down ideas in a moleskine notebook after being suddenly struck with the…

5 years ago
Zack Snyder Launches OnlyHaters AccountZack Snyder Launches OnlyHaters Account

Zack Snyder Launches OnlyHaters Account

LOS ANGELES — Polarizing filmmaker Zack Snyder has announced a new account on the OnlyHaters service, which allows devoted detractors…

5 years ago
Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest BoxSuperman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box

Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box

METROPOLIS — After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General…

5 years ago
New Version of Batman Screams Constantly to Navigate in the DarkNew Version of Batman Screams Constantly to Navigate in the Dark

New Version of Batman Screams Constantly to Navigate in the Dark

BURBANK, Calif. — DC Comics has announced the newest iteration of Batman, who will navigate through the cold, dark streets…

5 years ago