April 1, 2018 Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — After seeing her son Jacob Cohen bring home his new girlfriend for Passover, a body pillow with the image of a young…
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August 26, 2017 New Boyfriend Clearly Just a Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend New Boyfriend Clearly Just a Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend TEMPE, Ariz. — ASU student Shelly Campbell has started dating local realtor Aaron Jackson two months after breaking up with longtime boyfriend Eric Johnson, who…
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