May 6, 2019 Date Looks Nothing Like His Mii Date Looks Nothing Like His Mii BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Exasperated by the fact that she’d been misled by yet another exaggerated profile picture, sources say that Tinder user Samantha Young was…
May 2, 2019 Woman Starting to Warm Up to Man Who Brings Her Two Bars of Solid Gold Every Week Woman Starting to Warm Up to Man Who Brings Her Two Bars of Solid Gold Every Week STARDEW VALLEY — Local resident and gadget builder Maru has reportedly begun to feel a new sense of intimacy toward the young man who has…
May 1, 2019 Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options SAN PEDRO, Calif. — Complaining that the app advertised an intricate choice-based system promising branching plotlines depending on the player’s decisions, gamer Joshua Fulton is…
April 20, 2019 Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need a 4th For Catan? Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need a 4th For Catan? So you’ve been dating your new prince charming for a while now, and you’re ready to take that next big step with him. But is…
March 16, 2019 Tinder Releases Official Tier List Tinder Releases Official Tier List LOS ANGELES — Tinder shocked the dating community with an official tier list released today, which places the application’s estimated 50 million users into a…
January 20, 2019 College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having a GameCube College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having a GameCube SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Four college students at Syracuse University have reportedly attempted to neglect their own shortcomings as roommates and tried to salvage their relationships…
January 19, 2019 Woman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His Cutscenes Woman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His Cutscenes CHICAGO — Kate Patterson was reportedly disappointed Saturday when her date arrived two hours late and had the gall to not look like the cutscenes…
October 1, 2018 Review: This Anime Dating Sim is Considerably Deep and Hey Where Are You Going? Review: This Anime Dating Sim is Considerably Deep and Hey Where Are You Going? Sure it looks like your standard pervy anime dating simulator, but if you give it a fair chance, Doki Doki Literature Club is a very…
April 10, 2018 Character Capable of Breaking Fourth Wall Knows You’re Masturbating Character Capable of Breaking Fourth Wall Knows You’re Masturbating BEYOND REALITY — Close sources report that Monika, a character from the cult psychological horror game Doki Doki Literature Club! with the ability to break…
