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Current Relationship Covering Load Time for Next Relationship

PLANO,Texas — Local man Daniel Masterson recently discovered that his current relationship with Alexa Freedman is just covering up the…

5 years ago

World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…

5 years ago

Boyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off Bed

ALBANY, N.Y. — Local boyfriend Dennis McElris is reportedly down to just two stocks after being knocked off the bed…

5 years ago

Woman Not Excited to Discover Boyfriend Backwards-Compatible With His Exes

AUSTIN, Texas — Local woman Misty Barnhart was reportedly displeased when she realized that her boyfriend Luis Pratt is backward-compatible…

5 years ago

XCOM Player Doesn’t Trust 90% OkCupid Match

TUCSON, Ariz. —  Local XCOM player Chris Sweeten was not totally prepared to trust a 90% match with a girl…

5 years ago

Online Relationship Has No Plans for Physical Release

CHICAGO — Dave Mitchell, longtime fan and player of the online-only relationship Dave and Tina was disappointed today after developers…

5 years ago

Man Equips Lvl 4 Gear for Lvl 30 Date

RICHMOND, Va. — Mistakenly assuming that his ordinary equipment would be adequate to see him through the encounter, IT specialist…

5 years ago

Fun Late Night Date Ideas that Just Happen to Coincide With Server Maintenance

Spring is here, the birds are singing, and the flowers outside that are visible from my battle station while sitting…

5 years ago

Man Selects Formal N7 Hoodie For Second Date

SAN FRANCISCO — After several minutes of quiet deliberation, local single man Vann Beckers, 29, has settled on wearing a…

6 years ago