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Only One Way to Find Out If Start Button Will Pause or Skip Crucial CutsceneOnly One Way to Find Out If Start Button Will Pause or Skip Crucial Cutscene

Only One Way to Find Out If Start Button Will Pause or Skip Crucial Cutscene

TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Kristine Rivera reportedly held her bladder for 12 painful minutes last night, unsure if pressing…

5 years ago
All Healing Items Spent During Boss Fight Player Is Required to LoseAll Healing Items Spent During Boss Fight Player Is Required to Lose

All Healing Items Spent During Boss Fight Player Is Required to Lose

LONDON — Police were called to the scene of a disturbance in the early hours of this morning, as Chris…

5 years ago
Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Game’s StoryGamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Game’s Story

Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Game’s Story

ORO VALLEY, Ariz. — Gary Pendleton has reportedly grown furious at his inability to follow the narrative story of a…

6 years ago
Woman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His CutscenesWoman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His Cutscenes

Woman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His Cutscenes

CHICAGO — Kate Patterson was reportedly disappointed Saturday when her date arrived two hours late and had the gall to…

6 years ago
Gamer Checks Facebook During Cutscene That Took 3,000 Man-Hours to AnimateGamer Checks Facebook During Cutscene That Took 3,000 Man-Hours to Animate

Gamer Checks Facebook During Cutscene That Took 3,000 Man-Hours to Animate

BURBANK, Calif. —  Local gamer Steven Collett half-heartedly scrolled through his Facebook news feed during a Call of Duty: WWII…

7 years ago