July 16, 2020 Only One Way to Find Out If Start Button Will Pause or Skip Crucial Cutscene Only One Way to Find Out If Start Button Will Pause or Skip Crucial Cutscene TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Kristine Rivera reportedly held her bladder for 12 painful minutes last night, unsure if pressing the start button would pause…
March 15, 2020 All Healing Items Spent During Boss Fight Player Is Required to Lose All Healing Items Spent During Boss Fight Player Is Required to Lose LONDON — Police were called to the scene of a disturbance in the early hours of this morning, as Chris Macklyn was reportedly making a…
May 26, 2019 Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Game’s Story Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Game’s Story ORO VALLEY, Ariz. — Gary Pendleton has reportedly grown furious at his inability to follow the narrative story of a game whose first cinematic scene…
January 19, 2019 Woman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His Cutscenes Woman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His Cutscenes CHICAGO — Kate Patterson was reportedly disappointed Saturday when her date arrived two hours late and had the gall to not look like the cutscenes…
August 29, 2018 Gamer Checks Facebook During Cutscene That Took 3,000 Man-Hours to Animate Gamer Checks Facebook During Cutscene That Took 3,000 Man-Hours to Animate BURBANK, Calif. — Local gamer Steven Collett half-heartedly scrolled through his Facebook news feed during a Call of Duty: WWII cutscene that took a development…
