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Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in OfficeFormer StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office

Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office

SAN DIEGO — Former StarCraft 2 all-star Sergio Luna reportedly has the highest actions per minute (APM) in Microsoft Excel…

5 years ago
Boss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This WeekBoss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This Week

Boss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This Week

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Employees at a local marketing agency have confirmed that IT support technician Sye Monteleone was given his…

5 years ago
Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole WeeksOffice Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks

Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks

TAMPA, Fla. — Local data entry clerk Frank Richmond, 27, was reportedly released from a Groundhog Day-esque time loop, which…

6 years ago
40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office

40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office

ATLANTA — Dale Clarke, a middle-aged computer tech with early onset arthritis, went into explicit detail with his coworkers about…

6 years ago