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Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office

SAN DIEGO — Former StarCraft 2 all-star Sergio Luna reportedly has the highest actions per minute (APM) in Microsoft Excel…

4 years ago

Boss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This Week

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Employees at a local marketing agency have confirmed that IT support technician Sye Monteleone was given his…

5 years ago

Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks

TAMPA, Fla. — Local data entry clerk Frank Richmond, 27, was reportedly released from a Groundhog Day-esque time loop, which…

5 years ago

40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office

ATLANTA — Dale Clarke, a middle-aged computer tech with early onset arthritis, went into explicit detail with his coworkers about…

5 years ago