July 21, 2020 Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office SAN DIEGO — Former StarCraft 2 all-star Sergio Luna reportedly has the highest actions per minute (APM) in Microsoft Excel of any of the data…
March 16, 2020 Boss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This Week Boss Catches Employee in Idle Animation for Fifth Time This Week KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Employees at a local marketing agency have confirmed that IT support technician Sye Monteleone was given his third and final written warning…
December 18, 2019 Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks TAMPA, Fla. — Local data entry clerk Frank Richmond, 27, was reportedly released from a Groundhog Day-esque time loop, which he claims to have not…
June 3, 2019 40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office 40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office ATLANTA — Dale Clarke, a middle-aged computer tech with early onset arthritis, went into explicit detail with his coworkers about how he would take down…
