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IGN Content Team Announces Mandatory Crunch To Release ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Guide On Time

SAN FRANCISCO — In an effort to keep pace with the expectations their millions of devoted readers, the gaming news…

3 years ago

Anonymous ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Contractor Reveals Intense Crunch Culture Made Him Say “Whoa”

LOS ANGELES — An anonymous whistleblower working on Cyberpunk 2077 with CD Projekt Red has revealed a pattern of intense…

4 years ago

Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos

SEATTLE — Tire Tactics, the newly released car combat title from Spitfire Games, has been commended for being produced while…

4 years ago

Report: Valve Employees Working Grueling 100-Hour Work Weeks On Nothing

BELLEVUE, Wash. — According to anonymous sources within the company, employees at Valve Software have been working grueling 100-hour work…

4 years ago

Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — With the continuing spread of the COVID-19 pandemic and nonessential businesses being asked to send workers…

4 years ago

Santa’s Elves Miss Their Families as They Enter Fourth Straight Week of Crunch

NORTH POLE — As Christmas nears, Santa’s elves and their families are starting to feel the effects of the modern…

4 years ago