covid

Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists

NEW YORK — Residents of Earth 616’s New York City are reportedly wary of a new COVID-19 vaccine that was…

4 years ago

Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines

SEATTLE — Business owners and philanthropists Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are divorcing after 27 years of…

4 years ago

Nation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker Game

WASHINGTON — Americans are all flocking to a new clicker game hosted on the CVS website entitled Schedule Your COVID…

4 years ago

Silent Hill Now Allowing Abandoned Schools and Amusement Parks to Reopen

SILENT HILL, Maine — The Silent Hill city council has decided that their numerous decaying schools and decrepit amusement parks…

4 years ago

U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability

WASHINGTON — The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has reached an agreement with popular video game deals…

4 years ago

COVID Surge Pushes Local Medical Center Over Maximum Capacity of Six

KANTO — Recent surges of coronavirus have taxed local medical centers, pushing one facility to the edge of overflow by…

4 years ago

Eric Trump Hunts Weakened Donald Jr. for Sport

LA PAMPA, Argentina — Donald Trump Jr.’s recent COVID-19 diagnosis has inspired his brother Eric to hunt him for sport,…

4 years ago

COVID-19 Gears Up for Another Double-XP Weekend

ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have confirmed that the COVID-19 virus is gearing up…

4 years ago

CDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying Gaming Chair Is a Good Idea

ATLANTA — Warning that the spread of the new threat would only add further strain to the ongoing global health…

4 years ago