July 4, 2020 AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet KANSAS CITY, Mo. — AMC has announced a tentative plan to reopen most of its theaters nationwide long enough to screen the first half of…
May 30, 2020 Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in which the player character will…
May 22, 2020 Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are confirming that, following several states’ pushes to reopen, the coronavirus has experienced a…
May 6, 2020 Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling a rare challenge: he is…
May 6, 2020 Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’ Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’ ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the highly anticipated Elder Scrolls VI…
May 5, 2020 Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing RENTON, Wash. — As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that the popular trading card game…
April 28, 2020 Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside NEW YORK — The residents of New York City have begun applauding out their windows every single day at three in the morning to celebrate…
April 25, 2020 Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recommended Americans inject hit 2004 anime Bleach into their veins in order to prevent the spread of COVID-19, according to…
April 25, 2020 AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy AMC Reopens Theaters With Strict ‘No Outside Coronavirus’ Policy ATLANTA — AMC Theatres announced today that they will begin reopening locations across Georgia as the state begins relaxing its restrictions on non-essential businesses. Additionally,…
