COVID-19

GameStop Refuses to Close Doors Unless Local Authorities Sign Up for PowerUp Rewards

GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop has told all of its employees that they should not close stores during the COVID-19 pandemic…

5 years ago

Animal Crossing Delayed Indefinitely After Gulliver Washes Up on Shore With COVID-19

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo made the difficult decision to delay Animal Crossing: New Horizons indefinitely after Gulliver washed up on…

5 years ago

Oh No: Someone Already Raided This Dungeon

NEW YORK — A team of dungeon crawlers were horrified after spending hours to conquer a local dungeon, only to…

5 years ago

Quarantine Leaves Introvert Home Alone with Nobody to Tell About What an Introvert He Is

NEW YORK — Self-described introvert Barry Laughlin is reportedly struggling to stay sane during the 14-day coronavirus quarantine period, complaining…

5 years ago

CDC Warns Americans Against Touching Mario’s Face In ‘Super Mario 64’

ATLANTA — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention held a press conference today explaining in detail the health risks…

5 years ago