country

Opinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong CountryOpinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong Country

Opinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong Country

Fellow citizens, let me ask you a question: how many bananas do you have in your possession right now? Do…

4 years ago
U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by ChristmasU.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas

U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in…

4 years ago
Diddy Kong Accused of Using System of Barrels to Skip First Two Years of CollegeDiddy Kong Accused of Using System of Barrels to Skip First Two Years of College

Diddy Kong Accused of Using System of Barrels to Skip First Two Years of College

EAST LANSING, Mich. — Diddy Kong is the latest celebrity to stand accused of using his celebrity status to bypass…

5 years ago
Price of Barrel With Diddy Kong Stuffed Inside Reaches All Time LowPrice of Barrel With Diddy Kong Stuffed Inside Reaches All Time Low

Price of Barrel With Diddy Kong Stuffed Inside Reaches All Time Low

DONKEY KONG ISLAND — The price of a wooden barrel containing Diddy Kong, beloved friend and sidekick of Donkey Kong,…

5 years ago