April 3, 2020 2020 Delayed Until Early 2021 2020 Delayed Until Early 2021 NEW YORK — Several CEOs of prominent video game companies held a joint press conference today, announcing that the entire calendar year of 2020 is…
March 30, 2020 Christopher Walken Swears His Fever Is Just for More Cowbell Christopher Walken Swears His Fever Is Just for More Cowbell LOS ANGELES — Actor Christopher Walken announced today that his 102 degree fever was simply for more cowbell and had nothing to do with the…
March 28, 2020 Gamer Sets Clock Ahead 3 Months to Skip Past Pandemic Gamer Sets Clock Ahead 3 Months to Skip Past Pandemic ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Freddy Strickland has changed all the clocks in his apartment to early July in order to skip past the COVID-19…
March 27, 2020 EVE Online Players’ Spouses Already Nervous About Stimulus Check EVE Online Players’ Spouses Already Nervous About Stimulus Check WASHINGTON — Spouses of EVE Online players are growing anxious after learning that the government was sending stimulus checks to Americans during the COVID-19 pandemic.…
March 27, 2020 UBI to Be Distributed Over Daily Login Bonus on Whitehouse.gov UBI to Be Distributed Over Daily Login Bonus on Whitehouse.gov WASHINGTON — In order to streamline distribution, sources are reporting that Universal Basic Income will be distributed to Americans via a daily login bonus on…
March 25, 2020 Donald Trump Unleashes Giant Squids on Major U.S. Cities to Unite Americans Against Coronavirus Donald Trump Unleashes Giant Squids on Major U.S. Cities to Unite Americans Against Coronavirus WASHINGTON — President Trump has announced plans to unleash a giant squid on each of the major cities in the United States in an effort…
March 23, 2020 Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home SANTA MONICA, Calif. — With the continuing spread of the COVID-19 pandemic and nonessential businesses being asked to send workers home and close their doors,…
March 22, 2020 MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned about the COVID-19 pandemic early…
March 20, 2020 Quarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start Anthem Quarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start Anthem NEW ROCHELLE, N.Y. — Local gamer Mindy Cunningham, currently in preventive self-quarantine due to the coronavirus outbreak, has become so desperate for games to play…
