August 21, 2020 Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played 2020 has been a weird year, to say the least. With no end to the COVID-19 pandemic in sight, entertainment has become more important than…
August 8, 2020 Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to Drowning Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to Drowning PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to cross a river because they…
August 8, 2020 Fall Guys Griefer Just Misses Human Contact Fall Guys Griefer Just Misses Human Contact CINCINNATI, Ohio — Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout player Tim Williams insists that the only reason he grabs others at the finish line is due to…
July 26, 2020 Jeopardy! Resumes Tapings With One Contestant Per Episode Jeopardy! Resumes Tapings With One Contestant Per Episode LOS ANGELES — Filming resumed on Jeopardy! this week, featuring a modified production that emphasizes social distancing, temporarily cutting the number of contestants down to…
July 21, 2020 Government Expected to Issue Second Stimulus Check to Help Americans Pay for $70 PS5 Games Government Expected to Issue Second Stimulus Check to Help Americans Pay for $70 PS5 Games WASHINGTON — The United States government is expected to announce a second relief package soon, one that will reportedly include provisions for the upcoming $70…
July 16, 2020 President Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task Force President Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task Force WASHINGTON — President Trump announced this morning that he would be naming Dr. Goomba Tower as the new head, head, and head of the COVID-19…
July 4, 2020 AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet KANSAS CITY, Mo. — AMC has announced a tentative plan to reopen most of its theaters nationwide long enough to screen the first half of…
May 30, 2020 Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in which the player character will…
May 22, 2020 Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are confirming that, following several states’ pushes to reopen, the coronavirus has experienced a…
