coronavirus

2020 Delayed Until Early 2021

NEW YORK — Several CEOs of prominent video game companies held a joint press conference today, announcing that the entire…

5 years ago

Christopher Walken Swears His Fever Is Just for More Cowbell

LOS ANGELES — Actor Christopher Walken announced today that his 102 degree fever was simply for more cowbell and had…

5 years ago

Gamer Sets Clock Ahead 3 Months to Skip Past Pandemic

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. —  Local gamer Freddy Strickland has changed all the clocks in his apartment to early July in order…

5 years ago

EVE Online Players’ Spouses Already Nervous About Stimulus Check

WASHINGTON — Spouses of EVE Online players are growing anxious after learning that the government was sending stimulus checks to…

5 years ago

UBI to Be Distributed Over Daily Login Bonus on Whitehouse.gov

WASHINGTON — In order to streamline distribution, sources are reporting that Universal Basic Income will be distributed to Americans via…

5 years ago

Donald Trump Unleashes Giant Squids on Major U.S. Cities to Unite Americans Against Coronavirus

WASHINGTON — President Trump has announced plans to unleash a giant squid on each of the major cities in the…

5 years ago

Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — With the continuing spread of the COVID-19 pandemic and nonessential businesses being asked to send workers…

5 years ago

MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine

ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned…

5 years ago

Quarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start Anthem

NEW ROCHELLE, N.Y. — Local gamer Mindy Cunningham, currently in preventive self-quarantine due to the coronavirus outbreak, has become so…

5 years ago