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2020 Delayed Until Early 20212020 Delayed Until Early 2021

2020 Delayed Until Early 2021

NEW YORK — Several CEOs of prominent video game companies held a joint press conference today, announcing that the entire…

5 years ago
Christopher Walken Swears His Fever Is Just for More CowbellChristopher Walken Swears His Fever Is Just for More Cowbell

Christopher Walken Swears His Fever Is Just for More Cowbell

LOS ANGELES — Actor Christopher Walken announced today that his 102 degree fever was simply for more cowbell and had…

5 years ago
Gamer Sets Clock Ahead 3 Months to Skip Past PandemicGamer Sets Clock Ahead 3 Months to Skip Past Pandemic

Gamer Sets Clock Ahead 3 Months to Skip Past Pandemic

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. —  Local gamer Freddy Strickland has changed all the clocks in his apartment to early July in order…

5 years ago
EVE Online Players’ Spouses Already Nervous About Stimulus CheckEVE Online Players’ Spouses Already Nervous About Stimulus Check

EVE Online Players’ Spouses Already Nervous About Stimulus Check

WASHINGTON — Spouses of EVE Online players are growing anxious after learning that the government was sending stimulus checks to…

5 years ago
UBI to Be Distributed Over Daily Login Bonus on Whitehouse.govUBI to Be Distributed Over Daily Login Bonus on Whitehouse.gov

UBI to Be Distributed Over Daily Login Bonus on Whitehouse.gov

WASHINGTON — In order to streamline distribution, sources are reporting that Universal Basic Income will be distributed to Americans via…

5 years ago
Donald Trump Unleashes Giant Squids on Major U.S. Cities to Unite Americans Against CoronavirusDonald Trump Unleashes Giant Squids on Major U.S. Cities to Unite Americans Against Coronavirus

Donald Trump Unleashes Giant Squids on Major U.S. Cities to Unite Americans Against Coronavirus

WASHINGTON — President Trump has announced plans to unleash a giant squid on each of the major cities in the…

5 years ago
Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at HomeAmidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home

Amidst Pandemic, Naughty Dog Allows Employees to Sleep at Home

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — With the continuing spread of the COVID-19 pandemic and nonessential businesses being asked to send workers…

5 years ago
MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self QuarantineMMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine

MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine

ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned…

5 years ago
Quarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start AnthemQuarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start Anthem

Quarantined Gamer Almost Desperate Enough to Start Anthem

NEW ROCHELLE, N.Y. — Local gamer Mindy Cunningham, currently in preventive self-quarantine due to the coronavirus outbreak, has become so…

5 years ago