coronavirus

Hand-Washing Speedruns Condemned by World Health Organization

ATWATER, Ohio — Following a recent days-long conference focused on the COVID-19 outbreak held in Helsinki, Denmark, members of the…

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Irresponsible Villagers Still Attending Concerts During Pandemic

BIG SKY ISLAND — Residents of a single-island community in the remote ocean are defying the government’s orders for social…

5 years ago

Laid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal Again

LINCOLN, Neb. — After being laid off from his job at a regional cardboard box supply company last week, local…

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Jim Carrey Seen Wearing Mask to Get Groceries

LOS ANGELES — In an effort to prevent the spread of coronavirus to those in a local Trader Joe’s, actor…

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Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…

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Hackers Leak White House Plans for Great Depression Definitive Edition

WASHINGTON — An anonymous source has datamined the United States government and leaked what appears to be future plans for…

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Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole

PARMA, Ohio — Local Animal Crossing: New Horizons player, Theresa Marks, reportedly plans to bury her government check for $1,200…

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Opinion: Hideo Kojima’s Next Game Must Be About Nice World Where Nothing Bad Happens

As we trudge along through these desperate times, when the horrors of our lives were so accurately predicted in the…

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Inspiring: This Nerd Took to His Balcony to Keep Shouting About ‘The Last Jedi’

SEATTLE —  As a nation shelters inside its homes amidst the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, one opinionated citizen inspired many by…

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