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Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve PlayedReview: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played

Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played

2020 has been a weird year, to say the least. With no end to the COVID-19 pandemic in sight, entertainment…

5 years ago
Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to DrowningOlimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to Drowning

Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to Drowning

PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…

5 years ago
Fall Guys Griefer Just Misses Human ContactFall Guys Griefer Just Misses Human Contact

Fall Guys Griefer Just Misses Human Contact

CINCINNATI, Ohio — Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout player Tim Williams insists that the only reason he grabs others at the…

5 years ago
Jeopardy! Resumes Tapings With One Contestant Per EpisodeJeopardy! Resumes Tapings With One Contestant Per Episode

Jeopardy! Resumes Tapings With One Contestant Per Episode

LOS ANGELES — Filming resumed on Jeopardy! this week, featuring a modified production that emphasizes social distancing, temporarily cutting the…

5 years ago
Government Expected to Issue Second Stimulus Check to Help Americans Pay for $70 PS5 GamesGovernment Expected to Issue Second Stimulus Check to Help Americans Pay for $70 PS5 Games

Government Expected to Issue Second Stimulus Check to Help Americans Pay for $70 PS5 Games

WASHINGTON — The United States government is expected to announce a second relief package soon, one that will reportedly include…

5 years ago
President Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task ForcePresident Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task Force

President Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task Force

WASHINGTON — President Trump announced this morning that he would be naming Dr. Goomba Tower as the new head, head,…

5 years ago
AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of TenetAMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet

AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — AMC has announced a tentative plan to reopen most of its theaters nationwide long enough to…

5 years ago
Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 PercentSkyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in…

5 years ago
Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened StatesCoronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States

Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States

ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are confirming that, following several states’ pushes to reopen,…

5 years ago