coronavirus

Universal Confirms ‘COVID-19’ Will Join the Family in Fast & Furious 10 After Being Villain of F9Universal Confirms ‘COVID-19’ Will Join the Family in Fast & Furious 10 After Being Villain of F9

Universal Confirms ‘COVID-19’ Will Join the Family in Fast & Furious 10 After Being Villain of F9

UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. — Universal Pictures has confirmed that the 10th film in the “Fast Saga” will prominently feature the…

4 years ago
Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant ScientistsEarth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists

Earth 616 Residents Wary of New Vaccine Developed by Team of Brilliant Scientists

NEW YORK — Residents of Earth 616’s New York City are reportedly wary of a new COVID-19 vaccine that was…

4 years ago
Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting VaccinesBill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines

Bill and Melinda Gates Split Up In Fiery Argument Over Best Way to Prevent Poor Countries From Getting Vaccines

SEATTLE — Business owners and philanthropists Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are divorcing after 27 years of…

4 years ago
Nation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker GameNation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker Game

Nation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker Game

WASHINGTON — Americans are all flocking to a new clicker game hosted on the CVS website entitled Schedule Your COVID…

4 years ago
Silent Hill Now Allowing Abandoned Schools and Amusement Parks to ReopenSilent Hill Now Allowing Abandoned Schools and Amusement Parks to Reopen

Silent Hill Now Allowing Abandoned Schools and Amusement Parks to Reopen

SILENT HILL, Maine — The Silent Hill city council has decided that their numerous decaying schools and decrepit amusement parks…

4 years ago
U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine AvailabilityU.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability

U.S. Government Reaches Agreement With Wario64 to Announce COVID Vaccine Availability

WASHINGTON — The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has reached an agreement with popular video game deals…

4 years ago
Pandemic to Auto-Renew on March 12thPandemic to Auto-Renew on March 12th

Pandemic to Auto-Renew on March 12th

EARTH — The entire world was devastated to learn Friday that, because of a general oversight on humanity’s part, the…

4 years ago
America Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to LoseAmerica Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to Lose

America Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to Lose

WASHINGTON — As the infection rates and death counts throughout the nation continue to slowly creep upwards, citizens throughout the…

4 years ago
CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip EndsCDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends

CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends

ATLANTA — In an attempt to help Americans better understand and adjust to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Center for Disease…

4 years ago