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Woman Nostalgic About First Vibrator

DENVER — With the holiday season in full swing, Samantha Loden fondly remembers her first vibrator: An N64 Controller with…

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Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With

WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to…

7 years ago

Retrospective: Tiger Electronics and Your Family’s Brutal Failure to Climb Into Middle Class

  For fifteen years, Tiger Electronics’ handheld games dominated the market as a cheap alternative to real games for impoverished…

7 years ago

Neglected Wii Controller Hurls Itself at Flatscreen TV

PORTLAND, Ore. — A Wii controller that has sat sedentary for the past nine years hurled itself directly at it’s…

7 years ago

TV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big Leagues

ANAHEIM, Calif. — A promising pair of AA Bexels were promoted to work in an Xbox One controller after a…

7 years ago

Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller

ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend…

7 years ago

Crappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He Stands

ENOLA, P.A. — Matthew Bowen discovered last night exactly where he stands with his group of friends after receiving the…

7 years ago