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Woman Nostalgic About First VibratorWoman Nostalgic About First Vibrator

Woman Nostalgic About First Vibrator

DENVER — With the holiday season in full swing, Samantha Loden fondly remembers her first vibrator: An N64 Controller with…

8 years ago
Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play WithMilitary Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With

Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With

WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to…

8 years ago
Retrospective: Tiger Electronics and Your Family’s Brutal Failure to Climb Into Middle ClassRetrospective: Tiger Electronics and Your Family’s Brutal Failure to Climb Into Middle Class

Retrospective: Tiger Electronics and Your Family’s Brutal Failure to Climb Into Middle Class

  For fifteen years, Tiger Electronics’ handheld games dominated the market as a cheap alternative to real games for impoverished…

8 years ago
Neglected Wii Controller Hurls Itself at Flatscreen TVNeglected Wii Controller Hurls Itself at Flatscreen TV

Neglected Wii Controller Hurls Itself at Flatscreen TV

PORTLAND, Ore. — A Wii controller that has sat sedentary for the past nine years hurled itself directly at it’s…

8 years ago
TV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big LeaguesTV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big Leagues

TV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big Leagues

ANAHEIM, Calif. — A promising pair of AA Bexels were promoted to work in an Xbox One controller after a…

8 years ago
Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz ControllerCruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller

Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller

ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend…

8 years ago
Crappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He StandsCrappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He Stands

Crappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He Stands

ENOLA, P.A. — Matthew Bowen discovered last night exactly where he stands with his group of friends after receiving the…

8 years ago