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Kumail Nanjiani Accidentally Crushes Fifth PS5 Controller This WeekKumail Nanjiani Accidentally Crushes Fifth PS5 Controller This Week

Kumail Nanjiani Accidentally Crushes Fifth PS5 Controller This Week

LOS ANGELES — Kumail Nanjiani has accidentally shattered a DualSense controller into a thousand pieces for the fifth time this…

4 years ago
If You Think All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers, You’re a Fucking IdiotIf You Think All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers, You’re a Fucking Idiot

If You Think All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers, You’re Fucking Idiot

There’s an article going around today, making the ridiculous argument that all TV remotes should actually be gaming controllers. I…

4 years ago
It’s Time to Admit That All TV Remotes Should Be ControllersIt’s Time to Admit That All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers

It’s Time to Admit That All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers

As our technology gets better and better, people become attached to the familiar. Old interfaces become the preferred, retro designs…

4 years ago
Trump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character DiesTrump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character Dies

Trump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character Dies

WASHINGTON — Continuing his trend of bucking universally accepted social norms, President Donald Trump today announced his refusal to pass…

5 years ago
Gamer’s Left Thumb Sore From Sprinting All DayGamer’s Left Thumb Sore From Sprinting All Day

Gamer’s Left Thumb Sore From Sprinting All Day

WATERTOWN, Mass. — Local gamer Terence Vallee has been pushing his body well past its comfort level during gaming sessions,…

5 years ago
Only One Way to Find Out If Start Button Will Pause or Skip Crucial CutsceneOnly One Way to Find Out If Start Button Will Pause or Skip Crucial Cutscene

Only One Way to Find Out If Start Button Will Pause or Skip Crucial Cutscene

TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Kristine Rivera reportedly held her bladder for 12 painful minutes last night, unsure if pressing…

5 years ago
Triangle Button Just Happy to Be IncludedTriangle Button Just Happy to Be Included

Triangle Button Just Happy to Be Included

PS4 CONTROLLER — Though it is used sparingly in many gameplay situations, local PS4 button Triangle insisted that it is…

5 years ago
NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash BrosNYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros

NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros

NEW YORK — The NYPD confirmed today that they have launched an official investigation into the controller purchased at a…

5 years ago
Refurbished Joy Con Won’t Stop Talking About Its Trip to San FranciscoRefurbished Joy Con Won’t Stop Talking About Its Trip to San Francisco

Refurbished Joy Con Won’t Stop Talking About Its Trip to San Francisco

AKRON, Ohio — A joy con that was recently mailed back from San Francisco after having some drift issues repaired…

5 years ago