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Konami Code Also Decent Oral Sex Advice

LOS ANGELES — Film Studies student Aidan Peterson rescued a night of intimacy using a decades-old video game cheat code,…

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Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the RightStudy Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right

Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right

BERKELEY, Calif. — A controversial U.C. Berkeley study found that 80% of classic Nintendo characters believe that the Earth is…

8 years ago
Soldier on Deathbed: “I Wasted Most of My Thirty Lives”Soldier on Deathbed: “I Wasted Most of My Thirty Lives”

Soldier on Deathbed: “I Wasted Most of My Thirty Lives”

DALLAS — A harrowing scene unfolded today, as decorated war hero Bill Rizer passed away of natural causes surrounded by…

8 years ago