March 30, 2020 Will The PC Edition of ‘Death Stranding’ Be the Game of 2020? A Transparent Ploy to Get Kojima to Click This Article and Be My Friend Will The PC Edition of ‘Death Stranding’ Be the Game of 2020? A Transparent Ploy to Get Kojima to Click This Article and Be My Friend Amid the COVID-19 crisis, 2019’s Death Stranding has never felt more relevant. When the game was initially released a mere four months ago, its themes…
February 21, 2020 Woman Not Excited to Discover Boyfriend Backwards-Compatible With His Exes Woman Not Excited to Discover Boyfriend Backwards-Compatible With His Exes AUSTIN, Texas — Local woman Misty Barnhart was reportedly displeased when she realized that her boyfriend Luis Pratt is backward-compatible with his exes, claiming that…
January 17, 2020 Wii U Keeps Insisting Nintendo Consoles Have Big Reunion Wii U Keeps Insisting Nintendo Consoles Have Big Reunion KYOTO, Japan — According to complaints from several anonymous home consoles, the Wii U has been repeatedly insisting that all the Nintendo systems get back…
July 10, 2019 Nintendo Unveils Switch Heavy for Gamers Who ‘Don’t Care About Playing on the Go’ Nintendo Unveils Switch Heavy for Gamers Who ‘Don’t Care About Playing on the Go’ KYOTO — A Nintendo video presentation Tuesday morning unveiled the Nintendo Switch Heavy, a new model of the console specifically for gamers who don’t care…
May 9, 2019 Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper HYATTSVILLE, Md. — Following a request from her son for the purchase of Tom Clancy’s The Division 2, local mom Heather Clark stated that she…
November 23, 2018 Man Dead After Trying to Bring PC Gaming to Previously Uncontacted Tribe Man Dead After Trying to Bring PC Gaming to Previously Uncontacted Tribe NORTH SENTINEL ISLAND — Ron Alan Cho, an American PC Master Race evangelist, was killed while attempting to to convert one of the world’s last…
October 16, 2018 Nintendo Execs Celebrate 100 Million Gamers Who Say They Should Get a Switch Nintendo Execs Celebrate 100 Million Gamers Who Say They Should Get a Switch REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo of America COO Reggie Fils-Aime announced today that Nintendo has achieved record-breaking theoretical sales from 100 million gamers who say they…
October 7, 2018 PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer TOLEDO, Ohio — Local gamer Clint Lowe recently discovered through the 23andMe genealogy service that he has approximately 20% console gamer ancestry, flying in the…
July 10, 2018 Money Saved Building Gaming PC Spent on Unplayed Games Money Saved Building Gaming PC Spent on Unplayed Games DENVER — Sarah McDonald has reportedly spent the estimated $310 she saved by building a custom gaming PC on titles she’ll never play from the…
