November 6, 2020 Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5 Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5 NEW YORK — Sony announced today in a press conference that they will be releasing a limited-edition foldable version of the upcoming PlayStation 5 platform…
November 5, 2020 Gamer Sick of Two-Console System Gamer Sick of Two-Console System WASHINGTON — Local gamer Stephen Nelson exhaustedly told friends Wednesday night that he is done with participating in the antiquated two-console system forced on him…
October 18, 2020 Cockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-Rise Cockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-Rise BROOKLYN, N.Y. — One day after setting up her new Xbox Series X, local homeowner Maya Cruz received a letter from all of the cockroaches…
October 15, 2020 Cisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive Year Cisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive Year SAN JOSE, Calif. — Citing production issues due to the coronavirus pandemic, Cisco Systems has delayed the long-awaited sequel to their popular Charcoal Gray Unified…
October 5, 2020 Scientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder Window Scientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder Window BOSTON — Researchers have made an astonishing breakthrough in the study of time and space, discovering a measurement small enough to determine the exact amount…
September 16, 2020 We Finally Know What the New Sony Console Will Be Called We Finally Know What the New Sony Console Will Be Called TOKYO — Years of speculation by fans and industry insiders alike were put to rest today as Sony finally revealed the name of their new…
September 12, 2020 PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In TOKYO — As Sony releases more updates about the highly anticipated PlayStation 5, the company surprised fans with today’s announcement that they will bring back…
September 10, 2020 Microsoft Announces Xbox All Access Will Now Include a PS5 Microsoft Announces Xbox All Access Will Now Include a PS5 REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft announced that the new Xbox All Access monthly subscription would include an Xbox Series X console, EA Play, Game Pass, Xbox…
August 30, 2020 Here Is Everything We Know So Far About 1996’s Nintendo 64 Here Is Everything We Know So Far About 1996’s Nintendo 64 Released to much acclaim and commercial success back in 1996, the Nintendo 64 is a system that continues to captivate the attention and imagination of…
