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Sony Announces Foldable ‘New York Style’ PlayStation 5

NEW YORK — Sony announced today in a press conference that they will be releasing a limited-edition foldable version of…

4 years ago

Gamer Sick of Two-Console System

WASHINGTON — Local gamer Stephen Nelson exhaustedly told friends Wednesday night that he is done with participating in the antiquated…

4 years ago

Cockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-Rise

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — One day after setting up her new Xbox Series X, local homeowner Maya Cruz received a letter…

4 years ago

Cisco Delays Next-Gen Office Phone for 20th Consecutive Year

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Citing production issues due to the coronavirus pandemic, Cisco Systems has delayed the long-awaited sequel to…

4 years ago

Scientists Invent Unit of Time Small Enough to Measure Console Preorder Window

BOSTON — Researchers have made an astonishing breakthrough in the study of time and space, discovering a measurement small enough…

4 years ago

We Finally Know What the New Sony Console Will Be Called

TOKYO — Years of speculation by fans and industry insiders alike were put to rest today as Sony finally revealed…

4 years ago

PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In

TOKYO — As Sony releases more updates about the highly anticipated PlayStation 5, the company surprised fans with today’s announcement…

4 years ago

Microsoft Announces Xbox All Access Will Now Include PS5

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft announced that the new Xbox All Access monthly subscription would include an Xbox Series X console,…

4 years ago

Here Is Everything We Know So Far About 1996’s Nintendo 64

Released to much acclaim and commercial success back in 1996, the Nintendo 64 is a system that continues to captivate…

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