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Increasingly Loud PS4 Sprouts Propeller and Flies AwayIncreasingly Loud PS4 Sprouts Propeller and Flies Away

Increasingly Loud PS4 Sprouts Propeller and Flies Away

TUCSON, Ariz. — A seven year old PlayStation 4 that has been making more and more noise has reportedly grown…

4 years ago
Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021

Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Responding to criticism over his planned $1,400 stimulus check, President-elect Joe Biden clarified that a full $2,000…

4 years ago
Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get a PC” Written on ItKid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get a PC” Written on It

Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get PC” Written on It

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local gamer Madison Sutton, 12, hoped to find a PS5 video game console under the Christmas…

4 years ago
PS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for ThatPS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for That

PS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for That

DALLAS — Local gamer Carter Evans has reportedly listed his PS4 console containing a digital download of the now-delisted Cyberpunk…

4 years ago
Cyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With a Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for ConsoleCyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With a Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for Console

Cyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for Console

WARSAW — Early reviews of CD Projekt Red’s Cyberpunk 2077 have made notes to specify that the game runs incredibly…

4 years ago
Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5

Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5

YOSEMITE, Calif. — Rock climber Alex Honnold has shocked both the athletic and gaming worlds by completing the first free…

5 years ago
PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password AgainPlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again

PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again

NEW YORK — After getting a brand new PlayStation 5, Rick Warren reconnected with his old roommate in a subtle…

5 years ago
Size Queen Purchases PS5Size Queen Purchases PS5

Size Queen Purchases PS5

NEW YORK — Local size queen Sasha Carter reportedly purchased a PlayStation 5, the only console large enough to satisfy…

5 years ago
FedEx Driver Takes Xbox Series X on One Last Tour of City Before It Gets Locked Up in Your House ForeverFedEx Driver Takes Xbox Series X on One Last Tour of City Before It Gets Locked Up in Your House Forever

FedEx Driver Takes Xbox Series X on One Last Tour of City Before It Gets Locked Up in Your House Forever

LOS ANGELES — Your scheduled delivery time was delayed this afternoon when FedEx driver Shannon Hunter took your Xbox Series…

5 years ago