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Democrats Introduce Bill to Condemn Coronavirus

WASHINGTON — Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Senator Chuck Schumer have introduced a bill that, if passed, would…

4 years ago

Report Reveals U.S. Military Spent 1.5 Trillion on Outdated and Dangerous ROFLcopters

WASHINGTON — A shocking new investigation into U.S. military spending has revealed that the Pentagon is still pouring billions of…

4 years ago

Government Expected to Issue Second Stimulus Check to Help Americans Pay for $70 PS5 Games

WASHINGTON — The United States government is expected to announce a second relief package soon, one that will reportedly include…

4 years ago

Nancy Pelosi Plays Single Match as Doomfist in Honor of Black Lives Matter

WASHINGTON — Nancy Pelosi played a match of Overwatch as the black character Doomfist earlier this morning to celebrate Black…

4 years ago

Congress Attempts to Reboot Government in Safe Mode

WASHINGTON — Members of the newly-inaugurated 116th Congress of the United States are already facing a fresh challenge: rebooting a…

6 years ago