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Broken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just Normal Run-of-the-Mill Bigot

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — While saving up to repair his broken gaming PC, local man Josh Quell underwent a transformation…

3 years ago

Man With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics Card

LAS VEGAS — Local gamer Aaron Byrne ascended from his homemade backyard bunker sobbing today, lamenting the loss of the…

4 years ago

Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get PC” Written on It

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local gamer Madison Sutton, 12, hoped to find a PS5 video game console under the Christmas…

4 years ago

Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis

NEW YORK — Estimating that his components could continue providing decent performance even several years in the future when he…

4 years ago

Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again

MENLO PARK — With a wave of disappointment washing over himself for squandering another potentially productive day, an employee at…

5 years ago

Opinion: Update My Software, You Lazy Piece of Shit

Hey you with the mac and cheese stains on their shirt. It’s time to close all those tabs you won’t…

5 years ago

Dad Says Gateway Computer Is Yours If You Ever Need It

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Suggesting you “could definitely put it to good use,” your dad reminded you this morning that…

7 years ago