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Broken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just a Normal Run-of-the-Mill BigotBroken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just a Normal Run-of-the-Mill Bigot

Broken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just Normal Run-of-the-Mill Bigot

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — While saving up to repair his broken gaming PC, local man Josh Quell underwent a transformation…

4 years ago
Man With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics CardMan With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics Card

Man With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics Card

LAS VEGAS — Local gamer Aaron Byrne ascended from his homemade backyard bunker sobbing today, lamenting the loss of the…

4 years ago
Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get a PC” Written on ItKid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get a PC” Written on It

Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get PC” Written on It

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local gamer Madison Sutton, 12, hoped to find a PS5 video game console under the Christmas…

4 years ago
Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife CrisisGamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis

Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis

NEW YORK — Estimating that his components could continue providing decent performance even several years in the future when he…

5 years ago
Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook AgainFacebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again

Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again

MENLO PARK — With a wave of disappointment washing over himself for squandering another potentially productive day, an employee at…

5 years ago
Opinion: Update My Software, You Lazy Piece of ShitOpinion: Update My Software, You Lazy Piece of Shit

Opinion: Update My Software, You Lazy Piece of Shit

Hey you with the mac and cheese stains on their shirt. It’s time to close all those tabs you won’t…

6 years ago
Dad Says Gateway Computer Is Yours If You Ever Need ItDad Says Gateway Computer Is Yours If You Ever Need It

Dad Says Gateway Computer Is Yours If You Ever Need It

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Suggesting you “could definitely put it to good use,” your dad reminded you this morning that…

7 years ago