November 27, 2018 Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This Time Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This Time GOTHAM CITY — Villainous flunky Thomas O’Dowd remains steadfast in his belief that, despite the frequency at which Batman thwarts the activity of criminals in…
September 23, 2018 Kevin Feige Confirms Defeating Thanos Will Require Weird 10-Minute Scene in China Kevin Feige Confirms Defeating Thanos Will Require Weird 10-Minute Scene in China BURBANK, Calif. — In a press conference this morning, Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige confirmed rumors that the sequel to Avengers: Infinity War will contain…
September 12, 2018 5 Scott Pilgrim Quotes That Nice Boy Over There Will Use to Justify Abusing You 5 Scott Pilgrim Quotes That Nice Boy Over There Will Use to Justify Abusing You Do you love comic books? Here are the top five Scott Pilgrim quotes you can expect that unassuming “male feminist” rocking a Mac DeMarco shirt…
June 4, 2018 Every Person in Comic Book Store Thankful to be Only Normal One Every Person in Comic Book Store Thankful to be Only Normal One SALT LAKE CITY — All six patrons and two clerks in Salt Lake City’s Moonshot Comics Emporium reported they were grateful to be well-adjusted people,…
May 30, 2018 Movie Studios Get Into Bidding War Over Rights to Ruin ‘Saga’ Adaptation Movie Studios Get Into Bidding War Over Rights to Ruin ‘Saga’ Adaptation LOS ANGELES — Several major production studios are reportedly vying for the opportunity to make a sup-par film version of the Hugo Award winning comic…
April 27, 2018 Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos NEW YORK — The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen, a masked vigilante known as Daredevil, was reportedly too busy fighting a shoplifter to join humanity’s last…
February 20, 2018 J.J. Abrams Caught Sneaking Cloverfield Stickers Onto Black Panther Posters J.J. Abrams Caught Sneaking Cloverfield Stickers Onto Black Panther Posters MADISON, Wisc. — Producer and director J.J. Abrams was arrested this past weekend for vandalizing a local theater’s Black Panther posters with rolls of Cloverfield…
January 9, 2018 Stan Lee Makes Unexpected Cameo in #MeToo Stan Lee Makes Unexpected Cameo in #MeToo NEW YORK — Marvel Studios announced, in a break of tradition, that Stan Lee would be making his first non-Marvel cameo in the #MeToo movement.…
January 2, 2018 Disney Buys “Fantastic Four” Script to Balance Wobbly Coffee Table Disney Buys “Fantastic Four” Script to Balance Wobbly Coffee Table PALO ALTO, Calif. — Following their blockbuster acquisition of 21st Century Fox last week, Disney has made another major purchase: a brand new Fantastic Four…
