May 10, 2021 Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthorās Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthorās Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy SEATTLE ā Ā Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos reportedly said today that thereās ānothing weirdā about the fact that two popular television shows, The Boys and Invincible,…
July 23, 2020 Man Expected to Remember What Happened in Comic Book He Read a Month Ago Man Expected to Remember What Happened in Comic Book He Read a Month Ago RIDGEWOOD, N.J. ā Local comic book enthusiast Casey Little was frustrated and slightly offended that the writers of his favorite comic books expect him to…
June 15, 2020 We Apologize For Publishing Darkseidās Anti-Life Equation We Apologize For Publishing Darkseidās Anti-Life Equation We hear you.Ā This is a fragile point in history, where every voice matters. Particularly when those voices are screaming in pain from the anti-life…
May 1, 2020 Frank Miller Brings Gritty Noir Sensibility to Nieceās Baby Shower Frank Miller Brings Gritty Noir Sensibility to Nieceās Baby Shower SAN DIEGO, Calif. ā Iconic comic book author Frank Miller brought his trademark terse and pulpy style to his niece Annabelleās baby shower last weekend,…
March 19, 2020 New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as a Badge New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as a Badge LOS ANGELES ā In a press release this morning, Marvel Comics announced a new inclusive superhero named Cuckold, a 32-year-old man who can only shoot…
December 7, 2019 Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands NORTH SALEM, N.Y. ā 2,104 people were found dead after local professor Charles Xavier used his telepathic powers to send thoughts and prayers to the…
June 11, 2019 Pizza Guy Who Hasnāt Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles Pizza Guy Who Hasnāt Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles NEW YORK ā Ā Long time Dominoās delivery driver Antonio Esposito is reportedly concerned over the wellbeing of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles after having not…
November 27, 2018 Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Aināt Coming This Time Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Aināt Coming This Time GOTHAM CITY ā Villainous flunky Thomas OāDowd remains steadfast in his belief that, despite the frequency at which Batman thwarts the activity of criminals in…
September 12, 2018 5 Scott Pilgrim Quotes That Nice Boy Over There Will Use to Justify Abusing You 5 Scott Pilgrim Quotes That Nice Boy Over There Will Use to Justify Abusing You Do you love comic books? Here are the top five Scott Pilgrim quotes you can expect that unassuming āmale feministā rocking a Mac DeMarco shirt…
