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Newly Released Lori Laughlin Immediately Begins Planning Biggest College Admission Scam YetNewly Released Lori Laughlin Immediately Begins Planning Biggest College Admission Scam Yet

Newly Released Lori Laughlin Immediately Begins Planning Biggest College Admission Scam Yet

DUBLIN, Calif. — After being released following a two month stint for illegally securing the college admission of her daughters…

4 years ago
Diddy Kong Accused of Using System of Barrels to Skip First Two Years of CollegeDiddy Kong Accused of Using System of Barrels to Skip First Two Years of College

Diddy Kong Accused of Using System of Barrels to Skip First Two Years of College

EAST LANSING, Mich. — Diddy Kong is the latest celebrity to stand accused of using his celebrity status to bypass…

5 years ago
Completionist Student Finishes 100% Run of College After 50 YearsCompletionist Student Finishes 100% Run of College After 50 Years

Completionist Student Finishes 100% Run of College After 50 Years

NEWARK, Del. — Tom Connor graduated today from the University of Delaware with his 140th and final bachelor degree, having…

5 years ago
Anime Fan Transfers to New University After Accidentally Calling Professor ‘Nee-San’Anime Fan Transfers to New University After Accidentally Calling Professor ‘Nee-San’

Anime Fan Transfers to New University After Accidentally Calling Professor ‘Nee-San’

SILVER CITY, N.M. — Former Columbia University law student Brendan Stack recently transferred to Western New Mexico University, fleeing the…

5 years ago
Harry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From HogwartsHarry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From Hogwarts

Harry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From Hogwarts

LONDON — ‘The Boy Who Lived’ and now-famous Auror Harry Potter has reportedly been inundated by donation request owls from…

6 years ago
College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having a GameCubeCollege Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having a GameCube

College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having GameCube

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Four college students at Syracuse University have reportedly attempted to neglect their own shortcomings as roommates and…

6 years ago
Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEyeArcheologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye

Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye

DARRINGTON, Wash. — Scientists from the University of Washington State made an incredible discovery during a recent excavation of an…

7 years ago
College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of TequilaCollege Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

College Student’s Fast Travel Ability Unlocked by Bottle of Tequila

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle…

8 years ago
High School Girlfriend Announces No Plans to Port Relationship to CollegeHigh School Girlfriend Announces No Plans to Port Relationship to College

High School Girlfriend Announces No Plans to Port Relationship to College

LOS ANGELES — Graduating high school senior Cheryl Dowd announced she has no plans to port what has so far…

8 years ago