classic

Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’

TEMPE, Ariz. — Sources have confirmed that John Baker and Cassidy Goodrich still have not realized that their entire relationship…

5 years ago

PlayStation Classic Marked Down to Whatever You Have in Your Pocket

NEW YORK —  Sony has announced another price change to its underperforming PlayStation Classic console, lowering the price to whatever…

6 years ago

No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time

Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there…

6 years ago

Playstation Mini Version of Metal Gear Solid Features Psycho Mantis Commenting on Your Wi-fi Network’s Browser History

An early hands on experience with the upcoming Playstation Classic has revealed a change to one of the system’s most…

6 years ago

Newgrounds Classic Console Filled With 40 Stick-Figure Fighting Games

GLENSIDE, Penn. —  Gaming site Newgrounds has announced the Newgrounds Classic Mini, a console that features a collection of 40…

6 years ago

Nintendo Rebrands Original Game Boy as ‘Game Boy Thicc’

KYOTO, Japan  —  Nintendo president Tatsumi Kimishima announced today that Nintendo would be bringing back their beloved original Game Boy…

6 years ago

Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time

BERKELEY, Calif. —  Diehard Earthbound fan Chris Strzalkowski is "beyond excited" to finally play the 1995 Nintendo RPG for the…

7 years ago

Mini SEGA Saturn Still Very Much in Stock

  SEGA has issued the following press release reminding holiday shoppers that there is no shortage of their Mini Saturn…

7 years ago

Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It?

Nintendo’s highly coveted SNES Classic Mini system comes out today and is certain to be a hot item. A word…

7 years ago