January 19, 2021 New York City Council Votes on Placement of Huge Booster Ramp to Decrease Traffic New York City Council Votes on Placement of Huge Booster Ramp to Decrease Traffic NEW YORK — Tempers flared at city hall today as both sides made their opinions known about the potential addition of a giant glowing ramp…
December 30, 2019 Monster Reduces City to Perfect Linear Path Monster Reduces City to Perfect Linear Path CHICAGO — A hectic scene unfolded this morning after a giant reptilian monster ravaged the downtown Chicago area, completely leveling the city in such a…
November 12, 2018 City Approves Massive Infrastructure Budget for Roads That Spell ‘BOOBS’ City Approves Massive Infrastructure Budget for Roads That Spell ‘BOOBS’ CITIES, Skylines — City council members approved a budget proposal today that includes funding for a massive freeway construction project which will spell out the…
