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Pope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGsPope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGs

Pope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGs

VATICAN CITY — Following an announcement from Vatican officials that Pope Francis has started playing video games to pass time…

4 years ago
Youth Pastor on the Verge of Cracking Fortnite MetaphorYouth Pastor on the Verge of Cracking Fortnite Metaphor

Youth Pastor on the Verge of Cracking Fortnite Metaphor

SANTA CLARITA, Calif. — Pastor Paul Michaels of the Cornerstone Church announced today that he is currently on the verge…

7 years ago
I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an ExorcismI Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism

I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism

Ever since I heard people do these “Scream Like Goku” events on Facebook, I’ve been wanting to get my Super…

7 years ago
IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on FaithIRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith

IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith

WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially…

8 years ago