April 18, 2021 Pope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGs Pope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGs VATICAN CITY — Following an announcement from Vatican officials that Pope Francis has started playing video games to pass time during quarantine, the Pope has…
September 17, 2018 Youth Pastor on the Verge of Cracking Fortnite Metaphor Youth Pastor on the Verge of Cracking Fortnite Metaphor SANTA CLARITA, Calif. — Pastor Paul Michaels of the Cornerstone Church announced today that he is currently on the verge of figuring out a solid…
February 3, 2018 I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism Ever since I heard people do these “Scream Like Goku” events on Facebook, I’ve been wanting to get my Super Saiyan and join the fun.…
November 27, 2017 IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially recognized as a religion. The…
