Christmas

Activision Blizzard CEO Cancels All Microtransactions After Being Visited by 2 Free Ghosts and an Additional Ghost for $3.99

When Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick awoke, it was so dark, he could scarcely distinguish the transparent window from the…

6 years ago

Santa Claus Arrested For Unlicensed PS4 Disc Production

NORTH POLE — Interpol police arrived at Santa’s North Pole compound late last night and arraigned Mr. Claus for violating…

6 years ago

Teary-Eyed Mom Reminds Children This May Be Last Christmas With 3DS

PATERSON, N.J. — Cindy Aimes held back tears while reminding her children during a family meal that their once-beloved Nintendo…

6 years ago

Fallout Advent Calendar Doors Won’t Open

ROCKLAND, Md. — Bethesda’s official Fallout 76-themed advent calendar has come under fire from consumers, who have said the vault…

6 years ago

Speedrun Streamer Sets New Record Time Explaining What That Means to Grandpa During Christmas Dinner

BONNER SPRINGS, Kan. – After an innocuous attempt at small talk by his grandfather Frank, speedrunning Twitch streamer Grady Millward…

7 years ago

EA Apologizes to Battlefront Fans With Free “Star Wars Holiday Special” DLC

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — EA has surprised Battlefront II players with a bundle of free content inspired by the infamous…

7 years ago

NES Classic Edition Lets You Play for One Hour, Then It’s Your Little Brother’s Turn

REDMOND, Wash. -- Nintendo’s NES Classic drew sharp reactions from critics and fans alike this week with the announcement of…

8 years ago