Christmas

Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get PC” Written on It

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local gamer Madison Sutton, 12, hoped to find a PS5 video game console under the Christmas…

4 years ago

Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present

WHEATON, Ill. — Local and state authorities are in a desperate search for a local father who jokingly put socks…

4 years ago

Twitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel Joseph

SAN FRANCISCO — Just before Christmas, video streaming platform Twitch has banned users from making any mention of the Virgin…

4 years ago

Nation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your Phone

SALT LAKE CITY — The collective little cousins of the United States announced a formal inquiry into what games you…

5 years ago

TBS Switches Things Up and Plays ‘A Christmas Story’ Once at .065 Speed

ATLANTA — TBS has opted to air seminal holiday film A Christmas Story one time at .065 its normal running…

5 years ago

Merry PISSmas, Shitbird! It’s Time to Kick Ass and Spread Cheer, and I’m All Out of Cheer

Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…

5 years ago

Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are Christmas Movie

Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740…

5 years ago

Santa’s Elves Miss Their Families as They Enter Fourth Straight Week of Crunch

NORTH POLE — As Christmas nears, Santa’s elves and their families are starting to feel the effects of the modern…

5 years ago

7-Year Old Lets Uncle Win in Video Game

FAIRHOPE, Ala. — Seven year old Kacey Logan let her uncle beat her in a round of Mario Kart 8…

5 years ago