Christmas

Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get a PC” Written on ItKid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get a PC” Written on It

Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get PC” Written on It

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local gamer Madison Sutton, 12, hoped to find a PS5 video game console under the Christmas…

4 years ago
Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas PresentPolice Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present

Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present

WHEATON, Ill. — Local and state authorities are in a desperate search for a local father who jokingly put socks…

4 years ago
Twitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel JosephTwitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel Joseph

Twitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel Joseph

SAN FRANCISCO — Just before Christmas, video streaming platform Twitch has banned users from making any mention of the Virgin…

4 years ago
Nation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your PhoneNation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your Phone

Nation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your Phone

SALT LAKE CITY — The collective little cousins of the United States announced a formal inquiry into what games you…

5 years ago
TBS Switches Things Up and Plays ‘A Christmas Story’ Once at .065 SpeedTBS Switches Things Up and Plays ‘A Christmas Story’ Once at .065 Speed

TBS Switches Things Up and Plays ‘A Christmas Story’ Once at .065 Speed

ATLANTA — TBS has opted to air seminal holiday film A Christmas Story one time at .065 its normal running…

5 years ago
Merry PISSmas, Shitbird! It’s Time to Kick Ass and Spread Cheer, and I’m All Out of CheerMerry PISSmas, Shitbird! It’s Time to Kick Ass and Spread Cheer, and I’m All Out of Cheer

Merry PISSmas, Shitbird! It’s Time to Kick Ass and Spread Cheer, and I’m All Out of Cheer

Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…

5 years ago
Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas MovieOpinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie

Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are Christmas Movie

Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740…

5 years ago
Santa’s Elves Miss Their Families as They Enter Fourth Straight Week of CrunchSanta’s Elves Miss Their Families as They Enter Fourth Straight Week of Crunch

Santa’s Elves Miss Their Families as They Enter Fourth Straight Week of Crunch

NORTH POLE — As Christmas nears, Santa’s elves and their families are starting to feel the effects of the modern…

5 years ago
7-Year Old Lets Uncle Win in Video Game7-Year Old Lets Uncle Win in Video Game

7-Year Old Lets Uncle Win in Video Game

FAIRHOPE, Ala. — Seven year old Kacey Logan let her uncle beat her in a round of Mario Kart 8…

5 years ago