December 25, 2020 Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get a PC” Written on It Kid Who Asked for Console Gets Lump of Coal With “Get a PC” Written on It ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local gamer Madison Sutton, 12, hoped to find a PS5 video game console under the Christmas tree this morning, but instead…
December 24, 2020 Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present WHEATON, Ill. — Local and state authorities are in a desperate search for a local father who jokingly put socks in an empty PlayStation 5…
December 18, 2020 Twitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel Joseph Twitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel Joseph SAN FRANCISCO — Just before Christmas, video streaming platform Twitch has banned users from making any mention of the Virgin Mary, the Incel Joseph or…
December 25, 2019 Nation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your Phone Nation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your Phone SALT LAKE CITY — The collective little cousins of the United States announced a formal inquiry into what games you got on your phone, as…
December 25, 2019 TBS Switches Things Up and Plays ‘A Christmas Story’ Once at .065 Speed TBS Switches Things Up and Plays ‘A Christmas Story’ Once at .065 Speed ATLANTA — TBS has opted to air seminal holiday film A Christmas Story one time at .065 its normal running speed today, letting the movie…
December 25, 2019 Merry PISSmas, Shitbird! It’s Time to Kick Ass and Spread Cheer, and I’m All Out of Cheer Merry PISSmas, Shitbird! It’s Time to Kick Ass and Spread Cheer, and I’m All Out of Cheer Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings…or at least, that was the plan,…
December 25, 2019 Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740 hours of the landmark science…
December 20, 2019 Santa’s Elves Miss Their Families as They Enter Fourth Straight Week of Crunch Santa’s Elves Miss Their Families as They Enter Fourth Straight Week of Crunch NORTH POLE — As Christmas nears, Santa’s elves and their families are starting to feel the effects of the modern toy economy as they enter…
December 12, 2019 7-Year Old Lets Uncle Win in Video Game 7-Year Old Lets Uncle Win in Video Game FAIRHOPE, Ala. — Seven year old Kacey Logan let her uncle beat her in a round of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe at a family party…
