children

Yoshi Game Just Little Too Obviously for Children

KETTERING, Ohio — Less than an hour into playing her new copy of Yoshi’s Crafted World, local gamer Maureen Teague…

3 years ago

Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his…

4 years ago

Doug Bowser Brings His Eight Horrible Children to Work With Him

REDMOND, Wash. — A miscommunication involving daycare arrangements has forced Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser to bring his astonishingly…

4 years ago

Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts

TRENTON, N.J. — Claiming their child hasn’t been the same since he started gaming, concerned parents Mark and Liza Kristensen…

5 years ago

It’s Unethical to Bring Children into World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet

Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such…

7 years ago