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Yoshi Game Just a Little Too Obviously for ChildrenYoshi Game Just a Little Too Obviously for Children

Yoshi Game Just Little Too Obviously for Children

KETTERING, Ohio — Less than an hour into playing her new copy of Yoshi’s Crafted World, local gamer Maureen Teague…

4 years ago
Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With SonGamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his…

5 years ago
Doug Bowser Brings His Eight Horrible Children to Work With HimDoug Bowser Brings His Eight Horrible Children to Work With Him

Doug Bowser Brings His Eight Horrible Children to Work With Him

REDMOND, Wash. — A miscommunication involving daycare arrangements has forced Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser to bring his astonishingly…

5 years ago
Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy OutburstsParents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts

Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts

TRENTON, N.J. — Claiming their child hasn’t been the same since he started gaming, concerned parents Mark and Liza Kristensen…

5 years ago
It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III YetIt’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet

It’s Unethical to Bring Children into World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet

Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such…

8 years ago