May 21, 2021 Yoshi Game Just a Little Too Obviously for Children Yoshi Game Just a Little Too Obviously for Children KETTERING, Ohio — Less than an hour into playing her new copy of Yoshi’s Crafted World, local gamer Maureen Teague was disappointed to realize that…
June 21, 2020 Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his son Chet, 12, after over…
June 13, 2020 Doug Bowser Brings His Eight Horrible Children to Work With Him Doug Bowser Brings His Eight Horrible Children to Work With Him REDMOND, Wash. — A miscommunication involving daycare arrangements has forced Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser to bring his astonishingly misbehaved children to work with…
May 7, 2020 Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts TRENTON, N.J. — Claiming their child hasn’t been the same since he started gaming, concerned parents Mark and Liza Kristensen are blaming poorly-made, badly-reviewed video…
September 1, 2017 It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such a cruel, callous world that…
