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9-Year-Old Can’t Wait to Find Out What Fucked Up Shit Is in Game Rated E10+

SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Local 9-year-old Simon Fisher is reportedly going out of his fucking mind right now imagining all…

3 years ago

Group of Lifelong Friends Ruins Franchise by Adding Child Character

NEW YORK — A group of lifelong friends prepared to have their dynamic changed this week as the announcement was…

4 years ago

Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his…

4 years ago

Dave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters

DALLAS — Popular restaurant and entertainment chain Dave & Busters has announced a plan to upgrade all of its franchise…

5 years ago