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9-Year-Old Can’t Wait to Find Out What Fucked Up Shit Is in Game Rated E10+9-Year-Old Can’t Wait to Find Out What Fucked Up Shit Is in Game Rated E10+

9-Year-Old Can’t Wait to Find Out What Fucked Up Shit Is in Game Rated E10+

SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Local 9-year-old Simon Fisher is reportedly going out of his fucking mind right now imagining all…

4 years ago
Group of Lifelong Friends Ruins Franchise by Adding Child CharacterGroup of Lifelong Friends Ruins Franchise by Adding Child Character

Group of Lifelong Friends Ruins Franchise by Adding Child Character

NEW YORK — A group of lifelong friends prepared to have their dynamic changed this week as the announcement was…

4 years ago
Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With SonGamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his…

5 years ago
Dave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play ShootersDave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters

Dave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters

DALLAS — Popular restaurant and entertainment chain Dave & Busters has announced a plan to upgrade all of its franchise…

6 years ago