June 7, 2021 9-Year-Old Can’t Wait to Find Out What Fucked Up Shit Is in Game Rated E10+ 9-Year-Old Can’t Wait to Find Out What Fucked Up Shit Is in Game Rated E10+ SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Local 9-year-old Simon Fisher is reportedly going out of his fucking mind right now imagining all the fucked up shit that…
November 1, 2020 Group of Lifelong Friends Ruins Franchise by Adding Child Character Group of Lifelong Friends Ruins Franchise by Adding Child Character NEW YORK — A group of lifelong friends prepared to have their dynamic changed this week as the announcement was made that a baby would…
June 21, 2020 Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his son Chet, 12, after over…
July 14, 2019 Dave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters Dave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters DALLAS — Popular restaurant and entertainment chain Dave & Busters has announced a plan to upgrade all of its franchise locations, adding a tasty new…
