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CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip EndsCDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends

CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends

ATLANTA — In an attempt to help Americans better understand and adjust to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Center for Disease…

4 years ago
CDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying a Gaming Chair Is a Good IdeaCDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying a Gaming Chair Is a Good Idea

CDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying Gaming Chair Is a Good Idea

ATLANTA — Warning that the spread of the new threat would only add further strain to the ongoing global health…

5 years ago
CDC Warns Americans Against Touching Mario’s Face In ‘Super Mario 64’CDC Warns Americans Against Touching Mario’s Face In ‘Super Mario 64’

CDC Warns Americans Against Touching Mario’s Face In ‘Super Mario 64’

ATLANTA — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention held a press conference today explaining in detail the health risks…

5 years ago
CDC Recommends All Americans Keep Audio Logs During Pandemic for Future Protagonists to Stumble UponCDC Recommends All Americans Keep Audio Logs During Pandemic for Future Protagonists to Stumble Upon

CDC Recommends All Americans Keep Audio Logs During Pandemic for Future Protagonists to Stumble Upon

WASHINGTON — At a press conference this afternoon, CDC Director Robert Redfield urged all American citizens to begin keeping audio…

5 years ago
CDC Puts Temporary Ban on Playing Assassin’s Creed IICDC Puts Temporary Ban on Playing Assassin’s Creed II

CDC Puts Temporary Ban on Playing Assassin’s Creed II

WASHINGTON — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has placed a temporary ban on playing the game Assassin’s Creed…

5 years ago