December 7, 2020 Review: ‘Cyberpunk: 2077’ Is a Perfect Game, Is What I Must Say to Make Sure the Abused Workers Get Their Bonuses Review: ‘Cyberpunk: 2077’ Is a Perfect Game, Is What I Must Say to Make Sure the Abused Workers Get Their Bonuses Brutal, crunch-filled development cycles have become an unfortunate staple of major AAA video games. The latest perpetrator of this is CD Projekt Red, the illustrious…
December 3, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Character Creator Lets You Choose Which Movies Your Avatar Thinks are Overrated Cyberpunk 2077 Character Creator Lets You Choose Which Movies Your Avatar Thinks are Overrated WARSAW — The latest level of detail available in the character creation suite of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 has been revealed; the ability…
November 27, 2020 IGN Content Team Announces Mandatory Crunch To Release ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Guide On Time IGN Content Team Announces Mandatory Crunch To Release ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Guide On Time SAN FRANCISCO — In an effort to keep pace with the expectations their millions of devoted readers, the gaming news website IGN announced yesterday that…
November 25, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Still Won’t Let Fans Customize How Many Hours Their Devs Work a Week Cyberpunk 2077 Still Won’t Let Fans Customize How Many Hours Their Devs Work a Week WARSAW — Fans of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 are upset at the level of character customization, citing that they are still not able…
October 28, 2020 Anonymous ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Contractor Reveals Intense Crunch Culture Made Him Say “Whoa” Anonymous ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Contractor Reveals Intense Crunch Culture Made Him Say “Whoa” LOS ANGELES — An anonymous whistleblower working on Cyberpunk 2077 with CD Projekt Red has revealed a pattern of intense and abusive crunch culture that…
January 16, 2020 Punk Game Doesn’t Show Up On Time Punk Game Doesn’t Show Up On Time WARSAW — Taking a page from the musical genre that inspired its namesake, Cyberpunk 2077 has proven its punk credentials by announcing it would arrive…