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CD Projekt Red Announces Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the Year EditionCD Projekt Red Announces Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the Year Edition

CD Projekt Red Announces Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the Year Edition

WARSAW — CD Projekt Red announced that a new, definitive version of Cyberpunk 2077 is coming this fall, titled Cyberpunk…

4 years ago
CD Projekt Red Pleads With Hackers for Three More Weeks to Meet DemandsCD Projekt Red Pleads With Hackers for Three More Weeks to Meet Demands

CD Projekt Red Pleads With Hackers for Three More Weeks to Meet Demands

WARSAW — Following a data breach that reportedly involved internal documents and sensitive personal information, game developers CD Projekt Red…

4 years ago
Snickering CD Projekt Red Executive Announces Cyberpunk Switch PortSnickering CD Projekt Red Executive Announces Cyberpunk Switch Port

Snickering CD Projekt Red Executive Announces Cyberpunk Switch Port

WARSAW — Executives at CD Projekt Red couldn’t contain their giggling while announcing an upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 port coming to…

4 years ago
Cyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already ReleasedCyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already Released

Cyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already Released

WARSAW —  After emerging from their offices for the first time in months following long hours crunching on Cyberpunk 2077,…

4 years ago
PS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for ThatPS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for That

PS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for That

DALLAS — Local gamer Carter Evans has reportedly listed his PS4 console containing a digital download of the now-delisted Cyberpunk…

4 years ago
CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed LaunchesCD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches

CD Projekt Red Hires Elon Musk to Oversee All Future Failed Launches

WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and…

4 years ago
CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a GlitchCD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a Glitch

CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just Glitch

WARSAW — CD Projekt Red has confirmed that anything racist that players may find in their game Cyberpunk 2077 is…

4 years ago
Cyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With a Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for ConsoleCyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With a Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for Console

Cyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for Console

WARSAW — Early reviews of CD Projekt Red’s Cyberpunk 2077 have made notes to specify that the game runs incredibly…

4 years ago
Cyberpunk 2077 Criticized for Unskippable Cutscene Where You Have to Eat Peanuts Even If You’re AllergicCyberpunk 2077 Criticized for Unskippable Cutscene Where You Have to Eat Peanuts Even If You’re Allergic

Cyberpunk 2077 Criticized for Unskippable Cutscene Where You Have to Eat Peanuts Even If You’re Allergic

WARSAW — Polish video game developer CD Projekt RED faced criticism for a cutscene in their new game Cyberpunk 2077,…

4 years ago