March 6, 2021 Former Cards Against Humanity Writer Keeps Pitching ‘Cum Goblin’ to Wizards of the Coast Former Cards Against Humanity Writer Keeps Pitching ‘Cum Goblin’ to Wizards of the Coast RENTON, Wash. — Former Cards Against Humanity writer Marc Weaver has reportedly frustrated his new coworkers at Magic: the Gathering after repeatedly pitching his idea…
May 15, 2020 Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again KANSAS CITY, Kan. — Local gamer Collin Hackett is reportedly excited for the quarantine to be over so he can suck at Jackbox, the popular…
March 23, 2020 Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good guys in Secret Hitler, after…
May 30, 2019 Jackbox Party Pack 6 to Include New Game ‘Just Draw a Penis‘ Jackbox Party Pack 6 to Include New Game ‘Just Draw a Penis‘ CHICAGO — Jackbox Games revealed that “Just Draw a Penis” will be one of five new games that will be part of the upcoming Jackbox…
April 5, 2019 1st Edition ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Bukkake Card Sells For Record Price at Auction 1st Edition ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Bukkake Card Sells For Record Price at Auction NEW YORK — A first-edition “Pixelated Bukkake” card from the game Cards Against Humanity sold for a record $6.9 million dollars at auction yesterday, a…
September 22, 2017 Cards Against Humanity Shoves Magic: The Gathering Into Locker Cards Against Humanity Shoves Magic: The Gathering Into Locker HIGHLAND PARK, Ill.— Highland Park High School was rocked today by an appalling act of violence when Cards Against Humanity shoved Magic: The Gathering into…
