March 19, 2020 Grandpa Wishes He Had Used Bathroom Before Having Soul Sealed in Playing Card Grandpa Wishes He Had Used Bathroom Before Having Soul Sealed in Playing Card DOMINO CITY, Japan — After having his soul trapped inside a playing card, local game shop owner Solomon Muto has begun to express his frustration…
April 10, 2019 Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine HARTFORD, Conn. — Local resident Shane Dyson is reported to be expressing his devotion to the realest decade of all, the 1990s, by using his…