April 28, 2021 Highly Anticipated Game Comes Down With a Sudden Case of ‘Crafting System’ Highly Anticipated Game Comes Down With a Sudden Case of ‘Crafting System’ OSAKA, Japan — Capcom’s announcement that the highly anticipated Resident Evil Village will include a robust crafting system has fans double-guessing their excitement, according to…
April 15, 2021 We Ranked Every Mega Man Game and Still Feel Nothing We Ranked Every Mega Man Game and Still Feel Nothing After a blurry year of stories, reviews, and just constantly having to be fucking learning about some bullshit, I thought this assignment to rank every…
April 10, 2020 Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights Resident Evil 3 is the latest remake in the sprawling, allegedly scary franchise, and, on the surface, picks up where last year’s masterful Resident Evil…
August 7, 2019 Capcom Announces ‘Mega Man Legacy Collection Collection’ Capcom Announces ‘Mega Man Legacy Collection Collection’ OSAKA, Japan — Capcom has announced the upcoming release of Mega Man Legacy Collection Collection, a collection that collects all previous Mega Man collections into…
May 23, 2019 Scrapped Endgame Post-Credits Scene Reveals Capcom Beat the Shit Out of Exhausted Avengers Scrapped Endgame Post-Credits Scene Reveals Capcom Beat the Shit Out of Exhausted Avengers BURBANK, Calif. — A recent leak of production assets from Avengers: Endgame revealed an unused post-credits scene in which Capcom characters assemble and beat the…
August 20, 2018 New Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan Peterson New Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan Peterson OSAKA, Japan — Capcom revealed a spiritual successor to its popular Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney franchise entitled Jordan Peterson: Douche Debater that will allow gamers…
August 19, 2018 Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man MONSTEROPOLIS, Fla. — A routine extermination of a rogue android known as Florida Man took an unexpected turn yesterday when super fighting robot Mega Man…
December 5, 2017 Mega Man 11 to Make Mega Man 9 Look Like Mega Man 6 Mega Man 11 to Make Mega Man 9 Look Like Mega Man 6 OSAKA, Japan — Capcom surprised the video game world yesterday with the release of a trailer for next year’s Mega Man 11. Fans have responded…
October 7, 2017 Capcom Teases ‘Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs. Brown Vs. The Board of Education’ Capcom Teases ‘Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs. Brown Vs. The Board of Education’ TOPEKA, Kansas — Capcom raised eyebrows today by releasing a surprise teaser for an upcoming game, Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs. Brown Vs. The Board of…
