August 9, 2018 IGN Writer Excited to Start Playing Game He Just Finished Reviewing IGN Writer Excited to Start Playing Game He Just Finished Reviewing SAN FRANCISCO — IGN writer Austin Rivera expressed his excitement this week to begin playing his advance copy of Call of Duty: Black Ops 4,…
November 29, 2017 Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night WORCESTER, Mass. — A new landmark study published today by my fiancée and son suggests a strong link between violent video games and the off…
November 3, 2017 New Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Option That Immediately Bans You From Game New Call of Duty Will Feature Transgender Option That Immediately Bans You From Game SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision has announced today that they will add support for transgender characters in Call of Duty: WWII following increased demand for…
November 2, 2017 New Patch Replaces Kevin Spacey in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare with Tom Hanks New Patch Replaces Kevin Spacey in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare with Tom Hanks SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision announced a hot-fix today that would replace Kevin Spacey’s character in the 2014 video game Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare with…
October 26, 2017 Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam WASHINGTON — Details on the assassination of John F. Kennedy have unfolded today as the FBI has recovered footage of Kennedy’s killcam, along with newly…
September 9, 2017 Opinion: The Terrorists Only Win If We Let Them Change Our Way of Life or If They Hold This Base for Two Minutes Opinion: The Terrorists Only Win If We Let Them Change Our Way of Life or If They Hold This Base for Two Minutes Terrorism continues to be a looming threat our beloved country faces. The only way to effectively stand to its evil is to never let it…
September 3, 2017 President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament PALO ALTO, Calif. — Organizers of Call of Duty World, one of the largest Call of Duty Tournaments in North America, announced that President Donald…
August 28, 2017 Grandpa Still Haunted by Triple Kill He Got in Korea Grandpa Still Haunted by Triple Kill He Got in Korea NEW BRIDGE, N.J. — Veteran Alex Gresham made it obviously clear to his family that he was not over his incredible and traumatizing three-person kill-streak…
August 10, 2017 World Trembles as North Korea Hits 25 Kill Streak World Trembles as North Korea Hits 25 Kill Streak PYONGYANG, N.K. — Kim Jong-Un alarmed world leaders today after getting a 25 person kill streak, signifying his ability to launch a tactical nuke. Experts…
